I am going to briefly summarise to you how David became well known in my hometown of Ivybridge, Devon for his whimsical advice and his comical one liners.
David is a lifelong companion. I remember the bowling parties with added Quasar that wouldn't be the same with his presence.
However, David was burdened. He, like Robin Williams, aged too quickly. Not in physical appearance but in mentality. He provides 40 year old wisdom from a 18 year old body.
Here are a list if the perfect examples of why David is a big part of my life today.
Daves Quotes
"My De-Hydration levels are through the roof" (rather than saying he was thirsty)
Chatting up a girl on Xbox Live - "So...come here often"
"Hey Pete...check it out...Peg Nose"
"Whatever makes your boat bouyant" (rather than "whatever makes your boat float)
"I don't do football anymore so I can attend social functions with my chums"
"They had to change the transfer window cos I was too fat to fit through"
"Hello Mr Mittens" (talking to my cat)
"It'll ruin the enamel of your teeth" (rather than saying it'll hurt your teeth)
"Get his John Hancock for me"
"Yeah well...no one picks Bolton anyway"
"If i close my eyes I can't see very well"
"Pete, you know I would run a little for you"
"My gloves smell like toast"
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